Humor Poetry posted January 10, 2023

Chapters:

...9 10 -11- 12

Exceptional

Someone loves me in spite of my flaws

A chapter in the book The Divine Nonsense of Jim Wile

True Love

by Jim Wile

Haven’t washed my face in quite a while, and it shows, And someone said a booger’s hanging right down from my nose. My teeth are kind of slimy, and my tongue is turning black. Among my many faults, is general hygiene that I lack.   My belly-button’s full of lint plus sand and dirt and goo. Last week I lost a marble, and perhaps it’s in there too. My ears are full of wax, and I just know my armpits stink. My butt is full of dingleberries, even more, I think!   And then there is the toe jam, and I just became aware A family of birds has made a nest within my hair. My hygiene may not be the best, but I don’t care a whit Because my dog, he loves me so, and he don’t give a s__t!