General Script posted January 8, 2025


a script

Tough Interrogation

by Bill Schott

 

Characters:

MeeMo = visitor from Weenus

Momee = Weenus interpreter for Meemo

Neno =  intergalactic interpreter for Momee

Albert = Earth inquisitor  

The scene opens with four figures sitting in a semicircle facing downstage. 

Albert(speaking to Neno) Thank you for doing this at the last minute. 

Nenos'all right. 

Meemo: (to Momee) Flippity floppity.

Momee: (to Neno) Goppity goppity 

Neno: (to Albert) Waduwannaknow? 

AlbertWhy are you here? 

Neno:  Tointerpret. 

AlbertNo. That’s a question for the Weenusian. 

Neno: (grins and turns to Momee) Hawgity hawgity. 

Momee(grins and turns to Meemo) Ickity ickity.

MeemoJootity jootity 

Momee: (to Neno) Klippity klippity 

Neno: WrongturninAlbuquerque. 

Albert:  Huh?  

NenoLoooooo? 

MomeeMeeee? 

Meemo: Jootity jootity.

Momee: (to Neno) Klippity klippity

Neno: WrongturninAlbuquerque.

Albert: In New Mexico?

 Neno: Ne nee news? 

Momee: Ooooo Ooooo.

Meemo: Poop o poop! 

Momee: Quapity quap. 

Neno: Inyouface.  

Albert: (collecting papers and packing his valise) 

Typical! 

 

 


 




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