Characters:
MeeMo = visitor from Weenus
Momee = Weenus interpreter for Meemo
Neno = intergalactic interpreter for Momee
Albert = Earth inquisitor
The scene opens with four figures sitting in a semicircle facing downstage.
Albert: (speaking to Neno) Thank you for doing this at the last minute.
Neno: s'all right.
Meemo: (to Momee) Flippity floppity.
Momee: (to Neno) Goppity goppity
Neno: (to Albert) Waduwannaknow?
Albert: Why are you here?
Neno: Tointerpret.
Albert: No. That’s a question for the Weenusian.
Neno: (grins and turns to Momee) Hawgity hawgity.
Momee: (grins and turns to Meemo) Ickity ickity.
Meemo: Jootity jootity
Momee: (to Neno) Klippity klippity
Neno: WrongturninAlbuquerque.
Albert: Huh?
Neno: Loooooo?
Momee: Meeee?
Meemo: Jootity jootity.
Momee: (to Neno) Klippity klippity
Neno: WrongturninAlbuquerque.
Albert: In New Mexico?
Neno: Ne nee news?
Momee: Ooooo Ooooo.
Meemo: Poop o poop!
Momee: Quapity quap.
Neno: Inyouface.
Albert: (collecting papers and packing his valise)
Typical!
